"Is this pot?" Note that we are not in the habit of leaving illegal substances strewn around our house.
"Yes, it's hot." Note the pot of boiling water in the background.
"No, is this pot?"
"YES, I JUST TOLD YOU IT'S HOT, IT'S BOILING WATER"
"Is it marijuana, G*d Damn!"
"No! Read the freaking bag, it's tea, I brought it for you from China!"
"It's written in Chinese you ass!"
"Oh, hehehe sorry"
Ah wedded bliss.