I eat like a disaster and I totally skipped out on the gym last week. On Sunday I got another fortune cookie that said "Work on improving your exercise routine." What the f&%k fortune cookie?!? Are you judging me for scarfing down that huge plate of fried rice? Is this Panda Express's passive aggressive way of pointing out my thighs are a little more ample these days? Who wants to hear about how they should exercise after a junk food meal? Assholes. I fed the cookie to my dogs, Ginger tried to eat the fortune, I almost let her.
In related news, I started my Couch to 5K plan today, great success! I ran the 20 minute interval work out with a bonus 2 minute stretch where I kept running. I did it on the treadmill at my hotel (I'm on a business trip to fabulous Tyler, Texas) which I think is easier than running in real life, but I'll take it. Suck on that Panda Express!