Anatomy of the other night.
1:30 AM Harper wakes up, fusses, I feed her and put her back down.
2:00 AM Our air purifier's (i.e. the GREATEST WHITE NOISE MACHINE EV-ER) fan motor seizes up. It lasted 10 years, it's had a good run. I use Sleep Sheep instead which will run for a maximum of 43 minutes at a time.
3:30 AM D snores, I kick him. H fusses, but goes back to sleep. I get up and turn the Sleep Sheep back on.
4:00 AM H Fusses, I feed her again. I turn the Sleep Sheep on again.
5:00 AM H fusses, I curse the damned toy designer that made the sheep only stay on for 43 minutes. I go on Amazon.com and purchase a new air purifier. I curse the fact that I will have to make it through two more nights like this until the new air purifier arrives. I turn the damn sheep back on again.
6:00 AM The dogs bark to get their breakfasts. H shifts around. D gets up to let them out and feed them. I turn on the MOTHER EFFING SHEEP AGAIN.
7:00 AM I finally give up and wake up. Darryl blow dries his hair and packs for his business trip. H doesn't even stir or make a peep.