Wednesday, December 17, 2008
#1 Reason to not let your ass get huge, can't fit into the gorgeous JCrew suit your parents bought you when you were barely 22. Damnit! That suit was expensive! I can barely get the skirt over my hips and the jacket, well, it should never be buttoned. I think I'm going to try and match an unbuttoned blazer to another pair of black slacks and hopefully not give off too much of an "I haven't worn a suit since the summer of 2004" vibe. In other news, I have decided to abstain from all food until our calorie packed dinner party tonight because I don't think I'll have time to make it to the gym. Hope I don't collapse on the stove.